Operación Bashiokadas

Lista de twitts a Bashiok. El modo de enviarlos es el siguiente:

@Bashiok es el único capaz de matar dos tiros de un pájaro #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP

Si el twitt resulta demasiado largo se puede omitir @Diablo3ESP

• 12 de enero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok can reach level 99 only killing the first fallens in Diablo 2 #BashiokFacts
• 13 de enero: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok doesn´t battle versus evils, he battles versus ponies instead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de enero: @gavilanex -> @Bashiok's brain is so wise that any zombie who eats it would die instantly for all the wisdom within #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 15 de enero: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok the man who has no navel. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 16 de enero: @budu7 -> When @Bashiok sneezes, a small country disappears #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de enero: @RaGeSpectral -> @Bashiok can troll lying to Belial and sinning against Azmodan #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 18 de enero: @Jorcasfe -> @Bashiok will be the 3D model for the max level blacksmith. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de enero: @Pablitoz89 -> @Bashiok's computer does not need refrigeration because the heat escapes from it #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 20 de enero: @Proenix00 -> @Bashiok gets a rune of irony in his ability to post every morning. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de enero: @dsantos -> @Bashiok can win a tennis match against a wall of bricks #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 22 de enero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok is the only one capable of killing Diablo with Deckard Cain #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 23 de enero: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok is the only one who can see to the Sauron's Eye and do that he blinks first #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 24 de enero: @A_question_4_D3 -> @Bashiok calls the ancients every morning to have car washed, lunch ready and beard cut before work. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 25 de enero: @DeIanB-> @Bashiok If we put an alabaster rune in @Bahiok, their posts would become giant snakes that swallow frogs #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 26 de enero: @lollucho-> @Bashiok can hide himself in the darkness and scare Diablo, the very Lord of Terror #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 27 de enero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok has one eye hatred-colored and the other eye discipline-colored #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 28 de enero: @javi4444 -> @Bashiok has a winter residence in the Arreat Summit and plays poker with the Ancients #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 29 de enero: @bladelp-> @Bashiok 's mustache was forged in the scorching fires of hell (and only there can be destroyed) #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 30 de enero: @Arkan_Hc-> Everytime @Bashiok kills The Countress, she drops every rune from VEX to ZOD #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 31 de enero: @Hepyox -> @Bashiok is the only one who can speak Braille #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 1 de febrero: @HarTstaRx -> @Bashiok is the only person who can cancel his yawn ability to sneeze #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 2 de febrero: @Arkan_Hc-> @Bashiok 's CTA instead of summoning Talic, Madawac and Korlic, summons Bul-Kathos, Vasily and Rathma (forever) #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 3 de febrero: @Chaspum ->@Bashiok has rebel forum users as breakfast every morning #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 4 de febrero: @pablo_gmu -> @Bashiok gets a "Perfect Gem Activated" every time he clicks on it. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 5 de febrero: @javi4444 -> When @Bashiok open a bookshelf it drops the full British Encyclopaedia #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 6 de febrero: @budu7 ->@Bashiok is able to burn 900MB on a 700MB CD #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 7 de febrero: @A_question_4_D3 -> Diablo plunged a soulstone into his forehead to keep @Bashiok within. But he failed. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 8 de febrero: @DeIanB ->@Bashiok keeps Jay Wilson's soul in a rainbow soulstone #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 9 de febrero: @dsantos -> @Bashiok has counted till infinity ..... twice #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 10 de febrero: @gavilanex -> @Bashiok, who demonstrated that 2 + 2 is not 4 #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 11 de febrero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok shaves his beard with Baal's fingernails the only material enough sharp #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 12 de febrero: @javi4444 -> @Bashiok wanted to add Half-Life crowbar as a weapon in Diablo 3 #BashiokFacts @diablo3esp
• 13 de febrero: @josele_bp -> @Bashiok has three authenticators associated with his BattleNet account #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de febrero: @aarocatwitt -> @Bashiok pay his monthly food purchase with beta keys #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 15 de febrero: @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok is looking forward to have a grant scholar with moustache #BashiokFacts
• 16 de febrero: @Chaspum ->When @Bashiok greeds calf he log in Diablo #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de febrero: @DeIanB -> @Bashiok moustache will be an item in Diablo III collector's edition, coming soon #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 18 de febrero: @javi4444 -> When @Bashiok goes to Forgotten Tower use an elevator to get to The Countess #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de febrero: evilcloud ->When @Bashion was a child, he told his parents to come soon. They are still waiting for him #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 20 de febrero: @A_Question_4_D3 -> @Bashiok uses Tal Rasha's Wrappings as pyjamas #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de Febrero: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok said once nobody could improve Diablo 3 heroes. Next day he bought a bow and a knee-form bullseye #BashiokFacts @Diablo3Esp
• 22 de febrero @DeIanB -> @Bashiok is capable of killing the physical inmune monster with a sorceress using the basic attack #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 23 de febrero: @OpenMindedWorld -> @Bashiok can summon cows instead of skeletons when he play as a necromancer in diablo 2. Really. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 24 de febrero: @Chaspum -> @Bashiok is able to get Worldstones from soulstones #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 25 de febrero: @budu7 -> @Bashiok always see orange objects on the ground #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 26 de febrero: @javi4444 -> Every time drop something from pocket to @Bashiok is a legendary super-unique set and magic item. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 27 de febrero: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok 's WItch Doctor is guilty of the zombies plague of The Walking Dead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 28 de febrero: @dsantos -> In D3 expansion, after Normal, Nightmare, Hell and Inferno, there will be @Bashiok difficulty #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 29 de febrero: @OpenMindedWorld -> In @Bashiok calendar, every year has the 29th of February #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 1 de marzo: @soniboy23 -> @Bashiok is the only one who can use the Cauldron of Jordan to wash his home's floor whith Diablo's tears. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 2 de marzo:: @DejanB ->If we would salvage @Bashiok moustache it would give so many materials that we could craft some quilts....at least #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 3 de marzo: @dsantos -> @Bashiok is able to complete full Diablo 3 in the D3 Beta #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 4 de marzo: @javi4444 -> @Bashiok has a waypoint to travel from home to nearest beerhouse #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 5 de marzo: @OpenMindedWorld -> @Bashiok is looking for a new *signed* Diablo III CE to replace his Cataclism CE that was stolen by @DailyBlink #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 6 de marzo: @RodiSikni -> @Bashiok can play with madness in Diablo3 http://youtu.be/ocFxQjPeyiY #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3Esp
• 7 de marzo: @Chaspum -> In Halloween kids dress up Diablo, Diablo dress up Bashiok and Bashiok dress up a cow #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 8 de marzo: @dsantos -> In D3, instead The secret cow level, there will be The @Bashiok secret level #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 9 de marzo: @budu7->@Bashiok isn't to depart early, he do not lie #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 10 de marzo: @CDQUINT -> @Bashiok is the only one who can break the barrier of thorns on the steps of the cathedral without the help of Templar. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 11 de marzo: @Dairkan -> @Bashiok don't pick up the gold from the floor, demons deposit the gold in his current bank account. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 12 de marzo:@DeIanB->@Bashiok was the one who designed this T-shirt http://pic.twitter.com/aDjnJ4Cp #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 13 de Marzo: @Hepyox ->@Bashiok did strike yesterday #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de Marzo: @Chaspum ->The cementery's gate is always open to @Bashiok #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 15 de Marzo: @Dairkan ->@Bashiok's specialization is sarcasm. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 16 de Marzo: @CDQUINT -> When @Bashiok is bored, he summons a group of carvers to kill them later with a nail clipper. #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 17 de Marzo: @dsantos ->@Bashiok saved every day his mustache in Megaupload #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 18 de Marzo: @haby555 ->@Bashiok spends his summer holidays in the river of flames #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 19 de Marzo: @dsantos ->@Bashiok lamed Wirt after discussing with him #Bashiokfacts @Diablo3ESP
• 20 de Marzo: @Hepyox ->@Bashiok has a personal moustache stylist #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 21 de Marzo: @RodiSikni -> My Diablo 3 CE contains real @Bashiok head with the soulstone embedded in his forehead #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 22 de Marzo: @A_question_4_D3 -> Wherever the unburieds are dumped together unceremoniously, @Bashiok may rise #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 23 de Marzo:
• 24 de Marzo: @Hepyox -> All your base are belong to @Bashiok #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP
• 14 de Mayo: @ojankano -> @Bashiok mañana jugaremos al Diablo 3 porque Chuck Norris necesita acción y todos sabemos que no podras con Chuck. #BashiokFacts @Diablo3ESP (que alguien me lo ponga en ingles y mediga si vale o no)

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• 15 de Mayo (Día de la salida de Diablo 3): @Diablo3ESP -> @Bashiok can suffer XX days of #BashiokFacts without getting in rage. Thank you for your patience!

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